"Make Good Use of Bad Rubbish."
The Quote above is the well known motto of the race of hominid known as the Wombles, clearly, the Womble influence here in America is at a minimum, as materialism and wastefulness prevail. It's also relatively common that Wombles are hippies, which means that they probably smoke marijuana, and prefer peace to war; again, here in the warmongering police state of America; Wombles, sadly, do not feel at home, or even welcome. If you watch the video, and you should, then it becomes clear that the Wombles are mostly English in origin, but as the United Kingdom, with it's horrific for it's own culture, ties to the U.S.; Wombles found themselves unwelcome there as well.
Genus and Species, and other particulars.
Wombles (Womilius wombalandia) are pointy-nosed, furry creatures that live in burrows, where they help the environment by collecting and recycling rubbish in useful and ingenious ways. Modern science, through the use of DNA testing has determined that Wombles are descended from both the Elves and Hobbits of Middle Earth, and migrated to Greater Earth after Aragorn, The King, took the throne after the triumphant battle, and defeat of Sauron through Frodo's disposal of the One Ring.
Wombles In The Modern World.
Conclusive studies by the Rockefeller foundation have proven that Wombles, and all of their concern for the Earth, and using things wisely; are a public nuisance, and laws have been passed that allow for the active hunting of Wombles, and the full scale incarceration of any that are not outright killed. It has been reported that one renegade Womble, who had been sticking his pointy nose where it should not have been, in the Gulf Of Mexico, revealed the truth of the matter concerning the B.P. intentional oil spill, and the Halliburton purchase of the clean up company that occurred just eleven days before British Petroleum intentionally started spilling oil in the Gulf. This particular unnamed renegade Womble is wanted alive for waterboarding, because that isn't torture, Dick Cheney said so. Cheney, in a recent statement to the associated press said,
"DAMN JESSIE VENTURA AND THAT DAMNED WOMBLE! HALIBURTON NEEDS THE PROFITS FROM THE OIL SPILL THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE KNOWN TO BE INTENTIONAL'S CLEAN UP!"
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